Texts

When my kids do silly things I usually text someone to laugh it out with me. I recently went thru my phone and wrote out all the silliness plus some of my favorite quotes from the midgets.

FYI-I promise I discipline me kids, and I don't tolerate potty language or mean words but when my kids aren't looking, I laugh my butt off and find humor in sharing it with family.

Midget #1 (aka Cori)

"Ladeez and Jemptlemen"

"I never wanna be a kid again, I only want to be a FLOW-ER Giiiiiiiiiirrrrlllll!!!"-sung by Cori in the prettiest tune ever with a couple of flowers on her head.

"Mom if you don't buy me a slushy I'll go CRAZY"

"That's why I'm really good at finding Sonic"

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Midget #2 (aka Jake)

"We are at Sam's club and Jake is sitting here and keeps poking the BIG woman behind him and giggling."

"Cori, I'm a flower boy"

After repeatedly asking him "what's the matter" or "what's wrong" he replies, "Mom, nothing MATTERS... nothing"

"You're stupid all by yourself"

"It's still really, really, really morning"

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Midget #3 (aka Jason)

"Mommy Look, It's G'mas Airplane"-every time a plane is flying over us.

Me:"Hey come sit by Mommy"

Jason: "No I go wiz MY jake"

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Midget #4 (aka Lucie)

"Lucie just grabbed a tissue & picked up a coach roach and squished it, then brought it to me and said, 'Mama, look it'"

"Lucie chews on our leather couch like a puppy dog."

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and then here are stupid texts from me...

"Just ate 4 donuts. What was I thinking? Puke..."

"CANNOT handle the obnoxiousness of the Fresh Beat Band"

"Rollerblade boy at Sonic just lipped to me, 'I like your earrings!' Does this mean I'm hot?"

"Pants are a privilege"

"FYI-eating the left over cake batter with a spoon is NOT a smart idea!"